Fun things overheard at work.

I have a job now! That's right, I am now a Crew Member at Trader Joe's. The people are awesome, the food is awesome, and I'm awesome, so it's a perfect fit. Plus I don't feel guilty about not going to the gym after work since I stand for 8 hours and am constantly lifting something.





Anyways, I overheard the following conversation. I noticed a guy and girl wandering aimlessly around the store with carts full to the brim with chips, frozen gyoza, almond butter, ice cream, pizzas, etc.





Girl("whispering"*): Dude, I am so stoned right now.


Guy: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.





Then I saw this guy:

This guy was actually chewing on a burnt out cigar butt while shopping at Trader Joe's. He should find my Grandmother. I'm sure they would make quite the couple.

But all in all, the job is fun. It sure beats sitting in an office all day.