One day we decided to check out the Denver Mint. I was out of t-shirts, so Grandma loaned me one of hers. On the front:
THIS IS YOUR BRAINOn the back:
THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON DRUGS!ANY QUESTIONS?
I didn't think anything of it, and since I was 11 I thought Rush was awesome. As she gave me the shirt she also said "And if anyone gives us any attitude about your shirt we'll just tell them to go fuck themselves."
Yes, instead of cookies and sunshine, my Grandmother dispensed myths about the liberal media and partisan t-shirts.
Today, little has changed. She continually sends me these forwarded emails that warn me about Barack Obama's ties to Al Queda, Barack Obama's loyalty to Islam, Barack Obama's rise to power compared to the rise of the antichrist in Revelations, etc. Honestly I don't mean to use this blog as a forum for my political beliefs, but you have to admit that it is pretty funny.
Here's the most recent email:
This came from a friend who was forwarding from his source. Scary as heck, I'd say.
Ø If this doesn't get passed around, we haven't got a chance in hell of saving
> this country. Please, Please email this to every person you can think of.
> Media and Politicians as well. Maybe someone will wake up and blow the
> whistle.
>
> To All My Friends, this is long, but very important, please take the time to
> read it.
>
> This election has me very worried. So many things to consider. About
> a year ago I would have voted for Obama. I have changed my mind three
> times since than. I watch20all the news channels, jumping from one to
> another. I must say this drives my husband crazy. But, I feel if
> you view MSNBC, CNN, and Fox News, you might get some middle ground to
> work with. About six months ago, I started thinking 'where did the
> money come from for Oba ma'. I have four daughters who went to College,
> and we were middle class, and money was tight. We (including my girls)
> worked hard and there were lots of student loans.
>
> I started looking into Obama's life.
>
> Around 1979 Obama started college at Occidental in California . He is
> very open about his two years at Occidental, he tried all kinds of
> drugs and was wasting his time but, even though he had a brilliant
> mind, did not apply himself to his studies. 'Barry' (that was the name
> he used all his life) during this time had two roommates, Muhammad
> Hasan Chandoo and Wahid Hamid, both from Pakistan . During the summer
> of 1981, after his second year in college, he made a 'round the world'
> trip. Stopping to see his mother in Indonesia , next Hyderabad in
> India , three weeks in Karachi , Pakistan where he stayed with his
> roommate's family, then off to Africa to visit his father's family . My
> question - Where did he get the money for this trip? Nether I, nor any
> one of my children would have had money for a trip like this when they
> where in college. When he came back he started school at Columbia
> University in New York . It is at this time he wants everyone to call
> him Barack - not Barry. Do you know what the tuition is at Columbia ?
> It's not cheap ! to say the least. Where did he get money for tuition?
> Student Loans? Maybe. After Columbia , he went to Chicago to work as a
> Community Organizer for $12,000. a year. Why Chicago ? Why not New
> York ? He was already living in New York .
>
> By 'chance' he met Antoin 'Tony' Rezko, born in Aleppo Syria , and a
> real estate developer in Chicago . Rezko has been convicted of fraud
> and bribery this year. Rezko, was named 'Entrepreneur of the Decade'
> by the Arab-American Business and Professional Association'. About two
> years later, Obama entered Harvard Law School . Do you have any idea
> what tuition is for Harvard Law School ? Where did he get the money
> for Law School ? More student loans? After Law school, he went back
> to Chicago . Rezko offered him a job, which he turned down. But, he
Ø did take a job with Davis, Miner, Barnhill & Galland. Guess what? They
> represented 'Rezar' which Rezko's firm. Rezko was one of Obama's first
> major financial contributors when he ran for office in Chicago . In
> 2003, Rezko threw an early fundraiser for Obama w
> hich Chicago Tribune
> reporter David Mendelland claims was instrumental in providing Obama
> with 'seed money' for his U.S. Senate race. In 2005, Obama purchased a
> new home in K enwoood District of Chicago for $1.65 million (less than
> asking price). With ALL those Student Loans - Where did he get the
> money for the property? On the same day Rezko's wife, Rita, purchased
> the adjoining empty lot for full price. The London Times reported that
> Nadhmi Auchi, an Iraqi-born Billionaire loaned Rezko $3.5 million three
> weeks before Obama's new home was purchased. Obama met Nadhmi Auchi
> many times with Rezko.
>
> Now, we have Obama running for President. Valerie Jarrett, was Michele
> Obama's boss. She is now Obama's chief advisor and he does not make
> any major decisions without talking to her first. Where was Jarrett
> born? Ready for this? Shiraz , Iran ! Do we see a pattern here? Or am
> I going crazy?
>
> On M ay 10, 2008 The Times reported, Robert Malley advisor to Obama was
> 'sacked' after the press found out he was having regular contacts with
> 'Hamas', which controls Gaza and is connected with Iran . This past
> week, buried in the back part of the papers, Iraqi newspapers reported
> that during Obama's visit to Iraq , he asked their leaders to do nothing
> about the war until after he is elected, and he will 'Take care of
> things'.
>
> Oh, and by the way, remember the college roommates that where born in
> Pakistan ? They are in charge of all those 'small' I nternet campaign
> contribution for Obama. Where is that money coming from? The poor and
> middle class in this country? Or could it be from the Middle East
>
>
> And the final bit of news. On September 7, 2008, The Washington Times
> posted a verbal slip that was made on 'This Week' with George
> Stephanapoulos. Obama on talking about his religion said, 'My Muslim
> faith'. When questioned, 'he make a mistake'. Some mistake!
> All of the above information I got on line. If you would like to check
> it - Wikipedia, encyclopedia, Barack Obama; Tony Rezko; Valerie
> Jarrett: Daily Times - Obama visited Pakistan in 1981; The Washington
> Times - September 7, 2008; The Times May 10, 2008.
>
>
>
>
> Now the BIG question - If I found out all this information on my own,
> Why haven't all of our 'intelligent' members of the press been
> reporting this?
>
>
>
>
> A phrase that keeps ringing in my ear - 'Beware of the enemy from
> within'!!!
Now usually I just show these emails to friends and we share a good chuckle. Most of my friends are amazed that she even uses email. She's a resourceful old lady my Grandma. However, I have a feeling that I won't be seeing anymore emails from her. My aunt Paula replied with this:
Yes, instead of cookies and sunshine, my Grandmother dispensed myths about the liberal media and partisan t-shirts.
Today, little has changed. She continually sends me these forwarded emails that warn me about Barack Obama's ties to Al Queda, Barack Obama's loyalty to Islam, Barack Obama's rise to power compared to the rise of the antichrist in Revelations, etc. Honestly I don't mean to use this blog as a forum for my political beliefs, but you have to admit that it is pretty funny.
Here's the most recent email:
This came from a friend who was forwarding from his source. Scary as heck, I'd say.
Ø If this doesn't get passed around, we haven't got a chance in hell of saving
> this country. Please, Please email this to every person you can think of.
> Media and Politicians as well. Maybe someone will wake up and blow the
> whistle.
>
> To All My Friends, this is long, but very important, please take the time to
> read it.
>
> This election has me very worried. So many things to consider. About
> a year ago I would have voted for Obama. I have changed my mind three
> times since than. I watch20all the news channels, jumping from one to
> another. I must say this drives my husband crazy. But, I feel if
> you view MSNBC, CNN, and Fox News, you might get some middle ground to
> work with. About six months ago, I started thinking 'where did the
> money come from for Oba ma'. I have four daughters who went to College,
> and we were middle class, and money was tight. We (including my girls)
> worked hard and there were lots of student loans.
>
> I started looking into Obama's life.
>
> Around 1979 Obama started college at Occidental in California . He is
> very open about his two years at Occidental, he tried all kinds of
> drugs and was wasting his time but, even though he had a brilliant
> mind, did not apply himself to his studies. 'Barry' (that was the name
> he used all his life) during this time had two roommates, Muhammad
> Hasan Chandoo and Wahid Hamid, both from Pakistan . During the summer
> of 1981, after his second year in college, he made a 'round the world'
> trip. Stopping to see his mother in Indonesia , next Hyderabad in
> India , three weeks in Karachi , Pakistan where he stayed with his
> roommate's family, then off to Africa to visit his father's family . My
> question - Where did he get the money for this trip? Nether I, nor any
> one of my children would have had money for a trip like this when they
> where in college. When he came back he started school at Columbia
> University in New York . It is at this time he wants everyone to call
> him Barack - not Barry. Do you know what the tuition is at Columbia ?
> It's not cheap ! to say the least. Where did he get money for tuition?
> Student Loans? Maybe. After Columbia , he went to Chicago to work as a
> Community Organizer for $12,000. a year. Why Chicago ? Why not New
> York ? He was already living in New York .
>
> By 'chance' he met Antoin 'Tony' Rezko, born in Aleppo Syria , and a
> real estate developer in Chicago . Rezko has been convicted of fraud
> and bribery this year. Rezko, was named 'Entrepreneur of the Decade'
> by the Arab-American Business and Professional Association'. About two
> years later, Obama entered Harvard Law School . Do you have any idea
> what tuition is for Harvard Law School ? Where did he get the money
> for Law School ? More student loans? After Law school, he went back
> to Chicago . Rezko offered him a job, which he turned down. But, he
Ø did take a job with Davis, Miner, Barnhill & Galland. Guess what? They
> represented 'Rezar' which Rezko's firm. Rezko was one of Obama's first
> major financial contributors when he ran for office in Chicago . In
> 2003, Rezko threw an early fundraiser for Obama w
> hich Chicago Tribune
> reporter David Mendelland claims was instrumental in providing Obama
> with 'seed money' for his U.S. Senate race. In 2005, Obama purchased a
> new home in K enwoood District of Chicago for $1.65 million (less than
> asking price). With ALL those Student Loans - Where did he get the
> money for the property? On the same day Rezko's wife, Rita, purchased
> the adjoining empty lot for full price. The London Times reported that
> Nadhmi Auchi, an Iraqi-born Billionaire loaned Rezko $3.5 million three
> weeks before Obama's new home was purchased. Obama met Nadhmi Auchi
> many times with Rezko.
>
> Now, we have Obama running for President. Valerie Jarrett, was Michele
> Obama's boss. She is now Obama's chief advisor and he does not make
> any major decisions without talking to her first. Where was Jarrett
> born? Ready for this? Shiraz , Iran ! Do we see a pattern here? Or am
> I going crazy?
>
> On M ay 10, 2008 The Times reported, Robert Malley advisor to Obama was
> 'sacked' after the press found out he was having regular contacts with
> 'Hamas', which controls Gaza and is connected with Iran . This past
> week, buried in the back part of the papers, Iraqi newspapers reported
> that during Obama's visit to Iraq , he asked their leaders to do nothing
> about the war until after he is elected, and he will 'Take care of
> things'.
>
> Oh, and by the way, remember the college roommates that where born in
> Pakistan ? They are in charge of all those 'small' I nternet campaign
> contribution for Obama. Where is that money coming from? The poor and
> middle class in this country? Or could it be from the Middle East
>
>
> And the final bit of news. On September 7, 2008, The Washington Times
> posted a verbal slip that was made on 'This Week' with George
> Stephanapoulos. Obama on talking about his religion said, 'My Muslim
> faith'. When questioned, 'he make a mistake'. Some mistake!
> All of the above information I got on line. If you would like to check
> it - Wikipedia, encyclopedia, Barack Obama; Tony Rezko; Valerie
> Jarrett: Daily Times - Obama visited Pakistan in 1981; The Washington
> Times - September 7, 2008; The Times May 10, 2008.
>
>
>
>
> Now the BIG question - If I found out all this information on my own,
> Why haven't all of our 'intelligent' members of the press been
> reporting this?
>
>
>
>
> A phrase that keeps ringing in my ear - 'Beware of the enemy from
> within'!!!
Now usually I just show these emails to friends and we share a good chuckle. Most of my friends are amazed that she even uses email. She's a resourceful old lady my Grandma. However, I have a feeling that I won't be seeing anymore emails from her. My aunt Paula replied with this:
Mom:
Enough. Please do not send me anymore of this racist, guilt by association, innuendo filled and fact short stuff. Unnamed sources are rarely reliable and this email is so tainted with bigotry and smear as to be laughable. As an incentive to get you to stop, starting with this one, I am sending $25 in your name to the Obama Campaign for Change. Keep it up and you too will become a Obama Grassroots Supporter. Forward this email to Sam if you think he would like me to do the same for him. Thanks. Paula
My aunt Paula is my hero.
Honestly, I wouldn't have my wacky family any other way.
My aunt Paula is my hero.
Honestly, I wouldn't have my wacky family any other way.

1 comment:
That is awesome. I love how in all these emails (I get some too), they always cite Wikipedia as a main source.
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